ranting*and*raving

Thursday, May 31, 2012

PDA (public display of affection)

heyyyyy

its me again i know i haven't posted in a long time, but i dont give a shit.

so here goes

today i was walking to the store and i see this couple making out on a bench in the front of the fucking walmart! I mean, who the fuck do you think you are you think you can just come to fucking walmart and just grope eachother where everyone can just see?!! i mean, families come in here! they don't wanna see your shit!

for those of you who are confused, let me just explain.

There is a HUGE difference between: kissing and making out.

kissing: lips touching, basic distance between bodies, sweet moment

making out: EVERYTHING touching, horizontal, disgusting moment

i assure you that one of these is okay to do at a walmart and one of them sure the fuck isn't.

so i ask of you, please. when you go to walmart or any public place where there could be children, please keep it PG.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

store greeters

hey, peeps. sorry i have not been posting in a while, that's because my computer has been down.

so lets get to it.

when i walk into a store, do you people really think that im looking for a specific thing? NO. i walked into your mother fucking store because i thought it looked cool and i wanted to buy something from your store. i did NOT walk into Victoria's Secret and was looking for a specific bra. NO i was going to see what you HAD and maybe buy something. in do not want some random bitch coming up to me while im looking at push-up bras or thongs. NO, i was not looking for a specific thong. i was looking around in your store to see if you had any GOOD items on sale. and that is another goddamn fucked up piece of shit. when i am actually HOLDING a bra in my hands, you know, seeing how stretchy it is or testing the softness, DO YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REALLY THINK THAT YOU NEED TO COME OVER TO ME AND SERIOUSLY ASK, 'HELLO, ARE YOU LOOKING ANYTHING SPECIFIC, TODAY?' bitch, do you not see what i am holding? I ALREADY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR! bitch, leave me alone.

Friday, May 18, 2012

fuck this

Thursday, May 17, 2012

racists and people who call people racist when they aren't

hello, internet. lets rant.

today's rant is for all the racists out there. WTF?!!! why in the hell should it matter what color of skin a person has or what country they came from?! it shouldn't matter at all. we are all human beings. so fuck your pride and fuck your old fashioned ways and fuck. you.

now THIS rant is for all the people out there who constantly call people racist when they are obviously not trying to be racist. It's like this. when i was with my friends and one of my friends brought her boyfriend along when it was supposed to be a girl's night out. so i'm automatically like, 'mother fuck' but i didn't want to say anything because she is my friend and she was probably just brainwashed by that awful spice girl's song. (if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. make love last forever cuz friendship never ends~~)
ugh. SO annoying. but anyway, as always, we were checking out the guys in the club because that is what girl's do. it's fun. so i see this fine ass black guy and i gotta say, he was fine. so i say to my friends, 'hey, look at that black guy over there.' and for some reason, the boyfriend just says, 'that's racist.' WTF?! that was NOT racist, you mother fucking piece of shit. RACIST means that you say or do something or your attitude toward a certain race is degrading or just a put-down. NOT acknowledging the fact of a another person's skin color! all i said was that he was black! is that a bad thing to say? the reason we say black is because we are fucking lazy and i'm not afraid to admit that! 'black' is one syllable and 'af-ri-can-am-er-i-can' is fucking seven! i'm not gonna waste my jaw power and energy to fucking say all that shit when i can just say black. it's just as simple as that. so in all, fuck the people who call you racist when you aren't. done.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

gay rights

hello, world. its me again with another rant.

today, i want to talk about gay rights. wtf?!!! okay 1, why in the fuck should it matter if a guy's spouse has a dick or a vagina? i mean, why? i mean when you say that only men and women should be able to get married, all you're really doing is inserting your fucking ass in someone else's business! you have no right to say who someone should or shouldn't love. it's as simple as that. and who they fuck are you to insert your-fucking-self in someone else's sex life?! nobody, thats who! so i have only one more thing to say to you. fuck off. done.

Friday, May 11, 2012

sluts and fake sluts

hello, world. its me again with another topic. today's rant is for sluts and people who thinks being a slut is cool.

what the frek?! what are you doing with your life? being a slut means to have random sex with random people over and over again. so all the people out there who keep calling celebrities sluts and whores and crap, they don't have sex with just anyone!!! well maybe some of them do, but that is not the point. when did 'slut' mean how you dress and how you act and not how you handle your love life? just because you wear short shorts and low tops doesn't mean you are a slut. and some people who call other people sluts are usually sluts themselves, so my only note to you, you people who call other people sluts: get a life, you Hippocrates.